OK, I'm just kidding. But someone has created a MySpace for ... Apple fanatics. So now you can go to one place that combines nauseating site design with jackbooted fanaticism. It's like multitasking, kind of. :)

The MySpace for the rest of us (Steve will call, but we'll be too busy) An online Macintosh forum and community, exploring the Apple universe on iPhones, iPods and Mac's, together.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.