Fun with headlines, flying home from LA edition

*waits for a storm of pro-Apple comments*

First, I'm an Apple fanboy. But to quote a valley girl. omigosh like what the hell. "Apple exec sees 'enormous opportunity' for iPod, iPhone and the Mac" What's most funny is that it's "exec" not "execs." Hey, at least one person in Apple still has hope! "The MacBook Air: What a Laptop Should Be" Laptops should be subsubnotebooks? Oh, shit, I forgot, it's backwards day! "Apple to make iPhone SDK ‘roadmap’ announcement next week" There isn't much funny to say about this, really. This is yet another failed promise by Apple to ship a product by a specified date. In fact, the last thing Apple shipped on time was the iPhone, Remember that? It was last summer. "Microsoft still struggling with Hotmail issues" Glad they got past the xbox live issue and can finally deal with their free email service. In all seriousness Paul. You need to do this once a week. Let me know if you need headlines. Not that there's a shortage or anything.

I don't understand why there are so many blog entries about Apple on this Windows website. If I want that, then I'll go to appleinsider.com. I'm here to try to understand things like the difference between Vista Capable and Vista Ready, so please don't go off-topic.