OK, I jest. But Microsoft really has released Kinectimals for both the iPhone and iPad, in a single Universal app version, following a release last month on Windows Phone. The game, which debuted on Xbox 360 with Kinect last year, is basically a modern version of that Tamagotchi silliness from the 1990s, minus the lessons in responsibility. It lets you play with, care for, and, yes, fall in love with, a big cat cub of your own.
My daughter loves this game. Of course, she's 11, so that makes sense.
OK, Microsoft. We get it. You're embracing iOS. Now give us Office for crying out loud. :)