Well, I missed you. Welcome back!
They already removed the best way to save disk space:
INSTALL APPS ON SD CARD
You could hack Windows 8 to do this, but 8.1 killed it for some inexplicable reason.
"Back" button is still on the wrong side. Fail.
All of the add-ons. None of the insidiousness.
I should have known. I'm the dummy who just ordered a Toshiba Encore last night. Maybe if the 8" comes out within the 30 day return window, I'll be all set!