Great idea for a series!!
Why the heck did it take so long?
Try holding down the power button and volume up buttons at the same time, continuously, until the machine shuts off. Then boot it back up.
There is a fascinating thread on Channel9 that suggests that the HTML5 parser in Edge may be an M# port of the C++ parser in IE: channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/new-info-around-Midori-team?...
A physical OneDrive port! :)