Paul has connections and gets the good stuff.
You won't need Paul to notify you. When you look up and see a pig flying you'll know MS finally fixed it.
Salacious? "Full Definition of SALACIOUS 1 : arousing or appealing to sexual desire or imagination : lascivious 2 : lecherous, lustful".
MS was the epitome of "smug arrogance" for years before it was humbled by its own smug arrogance.
What does MS have a monopoly over? In most regards, they have fallen way behind Google and Apple. Fat lot of good that "monopoly" is doing them!