You won't need Paul to notify you. When you look up and see a pig flying you'll know MS finally fixed it.
Salacious? "Full Definition of SALACIOUS 1 : arousing or appealing to sexual desire or imagination : lascivious 2 : lecherous, lustful".
MS was the epitome of "smug arrogance" for years before it was humbled by its own smug arrogance.
What does MS have a monopoly over? In most regards, they have fallen way behind Google and Apple. Fat lot of good that "monopoly" is doing them!
Why does MS have such trouble with branding and marketing? With the amount of money they have, they could retain all of the world's largest ad agencies. WTF, do they keep this in-house?