Perhaps the Band will one day soon be able to help you with your caffeine addiction. :)
By it's release, I will have had W8/8.1 for 3 years that cost me less than $40. That's only $13 a year compared to $70 that I have to pay every year for W10 after the first year. How is that going...
You do know that if you ever decide to leave WSS you'll have to shave your head, right?
I get it now. Your head shaving was really about renunciation. It makes perfect sense.
I think you've got the perfect tagline for Windows 10 in your first paragraph and it's brilliant: "it doesn't look completely awful".