Windows 8 Commented on: 7 years ago (April 22, 2009) Dipsh, you're right. My response was predictable and cloying. I'm going to now take advantage of this crossroads to do something no one expected. I'm growing one of them curly mustaches, the ones...
The UK 'I'm a PC' Ads are even better Commented on: 7 years ago (April 17, 2009) I don't know the proper etiquette for how to go about asking this, but Commander, would you and the Mrs. be interested in a, um, "Manage 'o Three?" (I think that's what the French call it.)
Day of reckoning: Q1 2009 PC market share figures arrive Commented on: 7 years ago (April 16, 2009) Back off, Captain! She's mine, all mine! Her cold, pasty white skin inspired my minimalist approach to design.
Microsoft posts April 2009 security updates Commented on: 7 years ago (April 15, 2009) And let's not forget the reigning queen of dangerous gaping holes, Waethorn's mother.
The Microsoft ads are working Commented on: 7 years ago (April 14, 2009) The only thing cheaper would be renting. Just like how I rent Waethorn's mother on a nightly basis.